With the former President of the United States, there is the short term and the long term. In the long run, he wants to return to the White House and, essentially, screw over those who dared to stand in his way. In the short term, he hopes to escape prison.
• Read also: 2020 election: Trump calls for Georgia charges to be dropped
• Read also: Donald Trump’s first criminal trial begins March 25
It seems absolutely certain that we will not see him behind bars, despite the thug face that the famous inmate number P01135806 gave on his “mugshot”, his legal ID photo, in Georgia. In the meantime, we are treated to the most entertaining show in the country. First act, March 25, when Donald Trump will face a first batch of criminal charges.
It will not be for the worst crime, that of having wanted to thwart the will of the Americans, of having tried to prevent the success of the democratic process by sending hordes of his supporters to attack the Capitol.
No, his first encounter with the law will be for having bought the silence of a porn actress. There are no small crimes.
Screenshot of the website,
NEVER SEEN “ONE MORE TIME”
In less than forty days, Donald Trump will become the first former president in American history to face criminal charges that could, if found guilty, land him in prison.
The round of four trials and 91 counts will therefore begin with tax and bank fraud linked to payment reimbursements to Stormy Daniels.
A few days before the 2016 presidential election, to prevent the porn actress from further sullying his reputation – already damaged by the Access Hollywood recording in which he boasted of being able to take full hands on the genitals of women – Daniels received $130,000.
If Trump’s legal misadventures are starting to bore you, this trial will have some spice thanks to the vaguely obscene aspect of this alleged affair with a “porn star”, when his wife, Melania, was pregnant.
ASS AND JUSTICE, WELCOME TO 2024!
Another very big lawsuit from which we expected a lot, that brought by the district attorney of Fulton in Georgia who accuses her of having tried, in this state, to overturn the victory of Joe Biden. We were preparing for even more sparks as the prosecutor, Fani Willis, intended to try the former president and eighteen co-defendants as members of gangs or the mafia.
I’m indulging in talking about this in the past tense, because the Fulton District Attorney is in trouble herself for allegedly benefiting financially from a romantic relationship with her top aide in the case, Nathan. Wade.
Surprising that Fani Willis was so reckless; the ex-president’s lawyers, it was inevitable, were going to exploit the slightest flaw within the prosecution team.
Let’s summarize: a first trial to hide a hot night with a porn actress; another trial, this one compromised, because the prosecutor and her assistant threw themselves at each other. We come to wonder what exactly they were hiding, these secret White House documents that Trump had moved to escape FBI investigators.
And we will come and say afterwards that American justice is not sexy?
